Top Ten reasons *not* to buy GroovyMag
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Here are some reasons NOT to read GroovyMag…
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You don’t care about the future…
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Programming is a fad…
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You fear change…
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You are a rock, you are an island…
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The internet is for losers…
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Nothing will ever top assembly for writing clear and concise code.
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Bah. Technology.
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You don’t have an email… what is this email thing?
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The internet is just a series of tubes…
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You can’t read.
Go read GroovyMag!